> Just noticed Devuan is at position 48 today (Redhat is 46, Gentoo 42,
> for comparison)!
>
> https://distrowatch.com/dwres.php?resource=popularity

I'll usurp Steve Litt's drawing for the occasion:

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          |       A W   R I I I G H T ! ! !
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