Quoting spiralofhope (spiralofhope@???):

> On Tue, 9 Jul 2019 07:07:20 -0400
> Steve Litt <slitt@???> wrote:
>
> > I loosely attach my mouse to my stationary bike in such a way that the
> > mouse's LED shines on the stationary bike's belt, building up entropy.
> > Within 10 seconds boot begins!
>
> I would prefer a steam car-style hand crank.

Somehow, I feel that there ought to be chrome slacks somewhere in there.
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