> I apologise if somebody thought the joke stretched a bit too far: I am
> responsible for that. I thought all the clues were clear enough, but
> apparently they were not and some people got too stressed about it. I
> am sincerely sorry about that.

As penance, you should write apt-transport-gopher.

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A big old stinking pile of genius that no one wants
coz there are too many silver coated monkeys in the world.