Quoting Bruce Perens (bruce@???):
> You young whipper snapper! Bash is for Stallmanite commies! The True
> Experienced Unix System Admin compiles the original Bourne shell from
> Bourne's original Algol-like macros, rather than the travesty of C (the
> Bournegol documentation is at http://oldhome.schmorp.de/marc/bournegol.html,
> not that real men _need_ documentation).