okay.. the blasted video.

Its funny how everyone seems to become specialists or experts at a certain
age. I question and challenge that tendency.
Me ? no .. im not an expert. Im mostly right though ;) (still waiting for
my Cambodian mail order bride)

The video...
My background is mostly freelancing, small business and PM work. Mostly
web, but I worked with filming and editing as well. Even worked a bit for
MTV production.
So... when I watch a video like the European Enlargement video, I think
"Crap!".
Now... there are only a certain limited ways to define the word "crap",
but point here is, there is really not much more to say. hmm. maybe a bit
more, just to earn my red tie and future job in Nato or something.

Fire the Italien jerk who is responsible, flush the video, DO NOT MAKE
WEAK PUBLIC EXCUSES, and just get It right next time.
Unfortunately, getting It right would require brain activity of some sort.
Fire all of them! Pfft... Italiens? They should stick to shoes, pizza and
tranny porn. Their trains are no good, and Italian coffee is myth (like
the kind Dane).

well...The video is really also a sad reflection of what the EU really is.
Western arrogance, stupidity and corruption wrapped in a new package. I
think soon I will be living outside the EU again, and It really clears the
mind a bit. Because when you start to actually believe some of the utopian
BS the crimelords of Brussels are feeding us, then Its time to consider if
you wanna join the band of magic numbers, or just start looking for a
lifeboat.

The video is also funny for people like me, because I have experienced
first hand how cynical and corrupt the EU system really is. hmm.. not
funny funny, but funny in a tragic way, because when confronted with the
modern European cultural imperialism, you are not always sure whether to
cry or to laugh.

Finally... to avoid any misunderstanding here.
I do not see conspiracies all around. Actually I came, very late in my
life, to a very scary conclusion.
We want to believe that governments are evil or conspiring against "us".
As human brings we want things to make sense.
Well.. after hanging out at stripbars with EU officials, I can only
conclude that most people are stupid, egoistic and greedy.
So when the shit hits the fan, there is really no one to blame. And that
is the frustrating bit. That is the sad subject no one wants to bring up:
We are just too stupid to work together!

Im an optimist... really.. Im an optimist. But crap is crap. Buzzwords
like "sustainability", "cross media", "smart grids", "transparancy".
well.. you can stick It where the sun don´t shine, because It is human
nature that is causing the problems we face. Fancy words and think tanks
will get us no where, when a "ha ha ha" and a lapdance is in fact a more
accurate picture of our political climate.
I almost admire the European ability to make the rest of the world look
stupid and primitive. Bravo!

So.. the video.
White supremacy (we dont want colored people to represent EU. Jesus.. get
real).
Assimilation, because we are facing serious demographic problems.
Fat ass MILF in Kill Bill custume, so middle class braindead people with
low self esteem can relate.
When the MILF copies herself (unfortunately copying her fat ass as well),
It seems more like a threat than an invite.
And then the final assimilation. Nice one. Like a sportsmovie for Russian
neo skinheads. I can almost see them cry in the dark cinema.

Some good remarks on the video.

hmm.. time for a very late morning coffee. Sun is shining. I will go out,
make beeping sounds when passing blind people, and steal napkins at
Burgerking ;)